Brand: Ted Miller Innovations

MY FUCKING WEED CLAMP LID STASH JAR

Price
$14.99

Size: 3.5 INCH

Color: Neon Purple

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Angled Side View Of Ted Miller Innovations Neon Purple “My Fucking Weed” Stash Jar With Clamp Lid Partially Opened

MY FUCKING WEED CLAMP LID STASH JAR

Size: 3.5 INCH Color: Neon Purple

Price
$14.99

The My Fucking Weed Clamp Lid Stash Jar does not try to be subtle about whose stash is inside. Ted Miller Innovations pairs the bold lettering with a Neon Purple glass jar and a hinged metal clasp lid. If you want a novelty message on a practical storage container, this exact 3.5-inch model is the one in the current listing.

Do not mix it up with the larger My Weed Frosted Glass Stash Jar. The names are similar, but this version is 3.5 inches and Neon Purple; the other has a different message, height and finish. Artwork and size both matter when you are picking the right product.

Key Features

  • 3.5-inch glass jar in Neon Purple.
  • My Fucking Weed wording as the main decorative graphic.
  • Hinged metal clamp closure.
  • One listed size and color combination.
  • Novelty dry-herb storage with an easy-to-identify print.

Product Specifications

Specification Details
Brand Ted Miller Innovations
Type Novelty clamp-lid stash jar
Material Glass
Height option 3.5 inch
Color Neon Purple
Closure Hinged metal clasp
Design My Fucking Weed

Also Known As

  • Novelty clamp-top jar
  • Purple glass stash jar
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Is This the Small My Fucking Weed Jar or the Large My Weed Jar?

This is the smaller 3.5-inch Neon Purple model with the stronger wording on the front. The My Weed frosted glass jar is a separate six-inch, frosted green product. They are worth comparing if you want one print but need the other jar's footprint.

Neither product's name tells you how many grams of flower fit inside. Treat the size selector as the purchase-critical fact and do not turn an assumed fluid-ounce figure into a weight guarantee.

How Does the Purple Jar Close?

The lid is attached by metal hinge hardware and held with a clamp. Release the latch to open, then bring the lid back into position and fasten the clasp after use. It is a mechanical closure, not a screw cap or a push-button vacuum system.

Check that the lip of the glass is clear before closing. The presence of a clasp is not proof of complete smell-proof performance, and there is no verified humidity pack, lock or other storage accessory included with this listing.

Where Does This Jar Fit in Your Setup?

Because the graphic is deliberately loud, it makes sense as an easily recognized personal storage jar on a shelf or in a designated drawer. The 3.5-inch size keeps it separate from the taller display-style jars, which may suit a different storage space.

If you want the same novelty approach with different messages, the Ted Miller Innovations collection has other prints. Give the glass a gentle hand wash when needed, avoid scrubbing the graphic aggressively, and dry the lid and rim before closing. The stash jar collection also lets you compare other closures.

FAQ

How Much Weed Can This 1.5 Oz Jar Hold?

This jar can comfortably hold about 3.5 to 5 grams (an eighth of an ounce) of dried flower, depending on the density of the buds. It is ideal for a personal stash.

Is This Stash Jar Completely Smell-Proof?

Yes, when the clamp lid is properly closed, the silicone gasket creates an airtight seal designed to be completely smell-proof, locking all aromas inside the jar.

Is The My Fucking Weed Text A Sticker?

No, it is not a sticker. The design is a durable, high-quality print applied directly onto the surface of the frosted glass for a premium look and long-lasting finish.

How Does This Compare To A Regular Mason Jar?

While a mason jar is a decent option, this jar's dedicated clamp system typically provides a stronger, more reliable airtight seal than a standard two-piece canning lid, offering better odor control.

Is The Packaging From Honeybee Herb Discreet?

Yes. All orders from Honeybee Herb are shipped in plain, discreet packaging to protect your privacy. There are no logos or descriptions on the outside of the box that would show the contents.