Fucking Stoned Airtight Glass Medium Stash Jar By Ted Miller Inno At Honeybee Herb
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Brand: Ted Miller Innovations

FUCKING STONED AIRTIGHT GLASS MINI HERB STORAGE JAR

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$9.99

Size: 2.5 INCH

Color: Metallic Smoke

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Fucking Stoned Airtight Glass Medium Stash Jar By Ted Miller Inno At Honeybee Herb

FUCKING STONED AIRTIGHT GLASS MINI HERB STORAGE JAR

Size: 2.5 INCH Color: Metallic Smoke

$9.99

Fucking Stoned is printed boldly on this Ted Miller Innovations glass herb jar, backed by a Metallic Smoke finish and a hinged metal clamp lid. Despite the word Mini in its name, Honeybee Herb lists two sizes: 2.5 inches and 3.5 inches. That's the first detail worth checking before deciding which version belongs on your shelf.

The subdued metallic-looking finish gives the blunt slogan a different feel from the bright galaxy jars. Both listed sizes share the Metallic Smoke color option and the same closing concept. Pick the wording because you like it, then select the physical size rather than guessing from one product photo.

Key Features

  • Fucking Stoned novelty wording on glass.
  • Two size choices: 2.5 and 3.5 inches.
  • Metallic Smoke finish on both listed variants.
  • Attached hinged top with metal clasp.
  • Decorative dry-herb container with a distinctive print.

Product Specifications

Specification Details
Brand Ted Miller Innovations
Product family Novelty glass stash jar
Material Glass
Size variants 2.5 inch; 3.5 inch
Finish Metallic Smoke
Closure Hinged metal clamp
Print Fucking Stoned

Also Known As

  • Metallic Smoke stash jar
  • Slogan-print glass herb jar
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Is This Really a Mini Jar If It Comes in Two Sizes?

The product title includes Mini, but the live variant selector offers a 2.5-inch model and a taller 3.5-inch one. Those are not a contradiction if you select the exact version. The shorter choice makes more sense for tighter storage spots, while the taller jar needs additional clearance.

Neither height is a specified weight capacity. Don't treat a small jar as automatically holding 1.5 ounces of flower or carry over figures from another novelty design. Choose based on verified dimensions and where the attached lid can swing open.

How Is the Metallic Smoke Design Different?

This version pairs the blunt Fucking Stoned lettering with a Metallic Smoke appearance. It isn't the Neon Purple My Fucking Weed Clamp Lid Jar, which has different wording and a separate product page. Likewise, the Stay the Fuck Out jar uses a different graphic.

The message is decorative, not a statement about any contents or their effects. There are no herbs, accessories or extra compartments verified as included. Keeping those details separate helps avoid the wrong purchase when several Ted Miller novelty jars have similar names.

How Do You Close and Maintain This Glass Jar?

The metal clasp releases the hinged top. Clear the rim before lowering it and fastening the latch, and don't rely on the hardware as a child-resistant lock. An airtight-style closure doesn't establish zero odor leakage or automatic moisture control either.

Explore the stash jar collection for other footprints and themes. Place either size on a stable surface, wash gently around printed areas, and let the lid contact area dry before refilling. Keep space around the opening hardware instead of wedging it between hard accessories.

FAQ

Is This Mini Jar Completely Smell-Proof?

It is highly smell-resistant because of its airtight clamp seal. While no jar is 100% smell-proof to everyone, the gasket system contains odors very well. This makes it discreet for daily use and travel. Keeping it clean and latched securely is important.

How Much Herb Can Fit In A 1.5 Oz Jar?

A 1.5 fluid ounce jar usually holds about 3.5 to 7 grams of dried herb, which is about an eighth to a quarter of an ounce. The exact amount depends on how dense and fine the herb is. It's the right size for a personal supply.

What Are The Exact Dimensions Of This Jar?

This mini jar is 2.5 inches tall. Its compact size makes it very portable and easy to hide in a drawer, bag, or glove compartment.

Will The "Fucking Stoned" Design Fade Or Peel Off?

The design is made to be durable with normal use. To help it last, we recommend hand-washing the jar. Avoid using abrasive scrubbers or putting it in the dishwasher, as these can damage the finish and the text.

Is The Glass Body Durable Enough For Travel?

Yes, the jar is made from thick glass for regular use. Although any glass can break, it is sturdy enough to be carried in a bag or case. Its small size also helps protect it from major impacts, making it a good travel companion.